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Mystery Pinot Noir Carneros 2024

Mystery Pinot Noir Carneros 2024

Sell out alert! We’re back with a mysterious 94 POINT Cult-y Carneros favorite! If you scored this before…you’re in luck!!!

PINOT NOIR, good people! And we were the very first place on PLANET EARTH to have this exciting and exceptional 2024 Carneros legend! If you recall a certain Pinot Puzzler from a couple months back – you’ve got a GARGANTUAN head start – but for the rest of you, read fast, guess quickly, and grab some of this EPIC bottle before it’s gone forever! OVER 55% OFF and UNDER $25?!?! Heck yeah!

This 94 POINT Sonoma wonder hails from a one-time underground phenomenon, started in 2007, and quickly soaring to become the weekend playground for the odd-coupling of both SF’s uber-tech elite and the West Coast’s crunchiest hipsters – built on the quality, cool-factor, and just outright VIBE of their small-production wines. Born from a derelict turkey farm, and just around the corner from neighbors that are all about “guns out, buns out” – these folks are some of the most sought-after Pinot/Chard producers in Sonoma – and typically sold direct to their club and mailing list, with a few prime placements on the country’s coolest restaurants. 

100% Pinot Noir grapes, hyper-fresh and simply BANGIN’ in the “smooth & outstanding” 2024 vintage, which some Sonoma growers are raving about as one of the very best in the last 50 YEARS! This Pinot is just CRAZY beautiful – floral notes of roses and hibiscus pull you in, and then smacks you in the face with a pie-full of crushed raspberries, macerated strawberries, tart and intense rhubarb, and a light dusting of crab-apple piquantness, with some crushed coriander seed brightness. It’s light, but fully complex and no lack of endurance either…this hangs on like a hipster to his first pair of skinny jeans! A low and lithe 13.5% alcohol tells you what you need to know about the style – this is cool-climate, “Burgundian” acolyte style of Carneros, with the food-friendly freshness that fits right in with this estate’s entire scene. The long, palm tree-lined driveway, the enchanting Spanish mission revival hacienda on a hill, and the guest-chef, industry-studded, Fernet-comes-after-dinner parties that are THE “it” invitation in wine country…just…so…much…WINNING! 

30% whole cluster, mostly from a parcel of 30-year-old Martini clone Pinot Noir in the heart of Sonoma’s Carneros region. Rocking. Utterly rocking. They’ve been making this bottling since their very first vintage – and this is arguably THE wine that put them on the proverbial map…and…we made a deal to snag a truckload! Seriously, we almost sold it all in one go, so there isn’t nearly enough to hesitate about! 

Over 55% OFF and right UNDER $25!!! Whatever are you waiting for?!?!? 

While it lasts!!!! 


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Mystery Pinot Noir Carneros 2024—

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Sell out alert! We’re back with a mysterious 94 POINT Cult-y Carneros favorite! If you scored this before…you’re in luck!!!

PINOT NOIR, good people! And we were the very first place on PLANET EARTH to have this exciting and exceptional 2024 Carneros legend! If you recall a certain Pinot Puzzler from a couple months back – you’ve got a GARGANTUAN head start – but for the rest of you, read fast, guess quickly, and grab some of this EPIC bottle before it’s gone forever! OVER 55% OFF and UNDER $25?!?! Heck yeah!

This 94 POINT Sonoma wonder hails from a one-time underground phenomenon, started in 2007, and quickly soaring to become the weekend playground for the odd-coupling of both SF’s uber-tech elite and the West Coast’s crunchiest hipsters – built on the quality, cool-factor, and just outright VIBE of their small-production wines. Born from a derelict turkey farm, and just around the corner from neighbors that are all about “guns out, buns out” – these folks are some of the most sought-after Pinot/Chard producers in Sonoma – and typically sold direct to their club and mailing list, with a few prime placements on the country’s coolest restaurants. 

100% Pinot Noir grapes, hyper-fresh and simply BANGIN’ in the “smooth & outstanding” 2024 vintage, which some Sonoma growers are raving about as one of the very best in the last 50 YEARS! This Pinot is just CRAZY beautiful – floral notes of roses and hibiscus pull you in, and then smacks you in the face with a pie-full of crushed raspberries, macerated strawberries, tart and intense rhubarb, and a light dusting of crab-apple piquantness, with some crushed coriander seed brightness. It’s light, but fully complex and no lack of endurance either…this hangs on like a hipster to his first pair of skinny jeans! A low and lithe 13.5% alcohol tells you what you need to know about the style – this is cool-climate, “Burgundian” acolyte style of Carneros, with the food-friendly freshness that fits right in with this estate’s entire scene. The long, palm tree-lined driveway, the enchanting Spanish mission revival hacienda on a hill, and the guest-chef, industry-studded, Fernet-comes-after-dinner parties that are THE “it” invitation in wine country…just…so…much…WINNING! 

30% whole cluster, mostly from a parcel of 30-year-old Martini clone Pinot Noir in the heart of Sonoma’s Carneros region. Rocking. Utterly rocking. They’ve been making this bottling since their very first vintage – and this is arguably THE wine that put them on the proverbial map…and…we made a deal to snag a truckload! Seriously, we almost sold it all in one go, so there isn’t nearly enough to hesitate about! 

Over 55% OFF and right UNDER $25!!! Whatever are you waiting for?!?!? 

While it lasts!!!!Â